June 11th: Hit my first ML kaboom! Fan holds ball for ransom.
To self: Get kids home address.
June 12th: Oh, I am allowed to take a strike.
ROOOOAAAARR!
June 24th: I did it. Big pinch hit!
I have this nagging fear that fans think I'm the other Chris Carter.....
:June 25th. Couldn't stay still on the bench.
Jerry notices and lets me bat for Parnell.
He noticed me :)
June 28th: I can't find a place
here that sells energy drinks.
June 29th: Found energy drinks.
June 30th: I don't understand what
Jose's problem is. I enjoy back spasms.
July 1st: The coffee here is not as good as the Ricans.
As a result I'm somewhat under control.
July 2nd: It is NOT Tatis.
July 3rd: A beautiful Independence Day weekend crowd.
Chanted:" THOLE!THOLE!THOLE!" , when he came through.
I'm called on to pinch hit.
I'm thinkin' : " ME!! ME!! ME!!"
July 11th: "I'm an All Star™! I'll show em...
I'LL SHOW EM ALL!
MahahahaHAHAHAHA!"
July 16th: Should I tell Jerry I can play short?
July 17th: The on deck circle should be bigger.
I feel trapped.
July 19th: Should I tell Jerry in a pinch I could pitch.....?
July 20th: I pinch Dicky. *chuckle
July 21th: I would pinch hit me here
Jerry.*wink
July 23rd: Had an energy drink.
Mistook myself for Gary Carter.
July 28th: Hessmans trying to steal
my thunder. Ill show em...
July 31st:: Jerry put me in for some pop.
My pop said I got pop.
Grandpop says I got pop.
I'm gonna pop one.
Aug 1st:: I really, really, really hate snakes.
Very crunchy if you grill em just right though.
Aug 2nd: I predict that people will
predict things about me.
Aug 3rd: In your face John Cougar Lunchbuckle!
Aug 6th: I'm just a pawn in Jerry's bad chess game:(
Aug 8th: Was told I could dress casual for the getaway.
I wore my Sunday best.
There's nothing casual about a pennant race.
Aug 20th: Holy shit!
I'm starting and batting cleanup!
WOOT!
Sept 2nd: When I'm playing right field
I wonder if I look as scared as I feel...