Over the course of the remainder of the 2010 baseball season I will list the ingredients we need to purge this poisonous execration. I will admit that I am not knowledgeable of all that is needed. I would really appreciate any input from others who might hold some more of the pieces to this puzzle. If you are privy to anything that should be added to this list, please share it here.
In the words of the great William Shea, "We must all do our part."
Below I will list a dozen of the ingredients I am aware of and that can, thanks be to the gods of baseball (their blessings be upon us and our team), already be checked off as being done.
7.09.2010
7.08.2010
Ingredients List: Checklist Pt.1. - Being done
1) Have something erected in Citi Field that pertains to the team that plays there, ie. the Mets, and their rich history.
The Mets Museum & Hall Of Fame ………………………………_√_
newyork.mets.mlb.com/nym/ballpark/hall_of_fame.jsp
2) Early in the season the Mets will have to sacrifice two starting pitchers to the gods of baseball (TBBUU&OT) for an undetermined amount of time to do with what they wish.
John Maine,…………_√_
Ollie Perez
3) Sacrifice the player who throughout the off season was pegged to be our starting first baseman. A savior will be born.
MurphyIke_√_
4) Sacrifice ALOT during games for half a season. I mean a cRaZy amount. Like practically whenever anyone reaches base safely.……………………………………………… _√_
5) A true Met fan must create a diary or illustrated journal following the teams progress on a daily basis, and stick with it this time til the fat lady does her thang.
Joes Journal: __________________mymetsjournal.blogspot.com/ ………………………………………………………………_√_
6) No matter how bad the pressure, do not sacrifice the manager before the All Star break. ………………………
_√_After the All-Star break, you're on your own Jerry. We don't HAVE to keep you OR trust you.There are times to bunt and then there's whatever the hell it is you're doin, with the bunting stuff. Bobby V's just sittin around playin talking heads and he also knows how to misuse a bullpen.
7) A truly pessimistic Met fan must publicly declare himself to be a truly optimistic Met fan.
Ceetars place:
http://www.ceetar.com/optimisticmetsfan/tag/citi-field/ ………… _√_
8) Play a series on foreign soil and have some locals wear tribal head gear while they silently recite the anti-curse chant.………_√_
9) A true Met fan must make TEN positive prophecies involving the Mets future. These predictions do not have to be accurate in any way, shape, or form.www.nysportspace.com/profile/blog/10positivepropheciesforthe……………_√_
10) A true Met fan must send her young son off alone on a quest involving the future. The boy must impress the gods of baseball(TBBUU&OT).
MK places 8th (of 66) in major league competition! _________________________________www.fpspi.org/ _√_
11) One member of the team must be some form of animal.
mets.mlb.com/team/player.jsp?player_id=452080
C.C. is outta control!! …………………………………_√_
12) A true Met fan must create a book, diagram, or illustrated manual of some sort explaining just how this evil curse came about.
My comic! Woot! I'm doin my part!
IN PROGRESS HERE! ………… _√_
The Mets Museum & Hall Of Fame ………………………………_√_
newyork.mets.mlb.com/nym/ballpark/hall_of_fame.jsp
2) Early in the season the Mets will have to sacrifice two starting pitchers to the gods of baseball (TBBUU&OT) for an undetermined amount of time to do with what they wish.
John Maine,…………_√_
3) Sacrifice the player who throughout the off season was pegged to be our starting first baseman. A savior will be born.
MurphyIke_√_
4) Sacrifice ALOT during games for half a season. I mean a cRaZy amount. Like practically whenever anyone reaches base safely.……………………………………………… _√_
5) A true Met fan must create a diary or illustrated journal following the teams progress on a daily basis, and stick with it this time til the fat lady does her thang.
6) No matter how bad the pressure, do not sacrifice the manager before the All Star break. ………………………
_√_After the All-Star break, you're on your own Jerry. We don't HAVE to keep you OR trust you.There are times to bunt and then there's whatever the hell it is you're doin, with the bunting stuff. Bobby V's just sittin around playin talking heads and he also knows how to misuse a bullpen.
7) A truly pessimistic Met fan must publicly declare himself to be a truly optimistic Met fan.
Ceetars place:
http://www.ceetar.com/optimisticmetsfan/tag/citi-field/ ………… _√_
8) Play a series on foreign soil and have some locals wear tribal head gear while they silently recite the anti-curse chant.………_√_
9) A true Met fan must make TEN positive prophecies involving the Mets future. These predictions do not have to be accurate in any way, shape, or form.www.nysportspace.com/profile/blog/10positivepropheciesforthe……………_√_
10) A true Met fan must send her young son off alone on a quest involving the future. The boy must impress the gods of baseball(TBBUU&OT).
MK places 8th (of 66) in major league competition! _________________________________www.fpspi.org/ _√_
11) One member of the team must be some form of animal.
mets.mlb.com/team/player.jsp?player_id=452080
C.C. is outta control!! …………………………………_√_
12) A true Met fan must create a book, diagram, or illustrated manual of some sort explaining just how this evil curse came about.
My comic! Woot! I'm doin my part!
7.04.2010
Welcome to my world
Hi. Welcome to my blog, which is not, per say, a blog at all. This is the place I will post my crazy little hobby comics.
My first comic will be released in installments and will tell the story of a horrible curse that was cast upon the New York Metropolitan Baseball Club in the year of Our Lord, 2007.
The Mets have been under the influence of the curse to this very day. The creation of this comic is for a seriously specific reason. It is one of the many ingredients needed to set the Mets free and end this dreaded whammy. I'm just doing my part, as a true fan and believer. There are others out there who also have a role to play. You know who you are and you know what you must do. We will need to have all the ingredients to end the curse once and for all! And for the 2010 season, WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF TIME! SO HURRY! GET TO WORK!
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